Three Steps. Total Anonymity.                    

We make it easy to send the truth — without anyone knowing it was you

Step 1: Pick Your Prank

Browse our collection of patriotic prank cards, fake donation letters, and sticker packs. Each product is designed to look completely real on the outside — the joke is always on the inside.

Our products:

• Glitter Card — Beautiful patriotic eagle card. Opens to a glitter explosion + political punchline.
• Sympathy Card — Looks like a real Hallmark sympathy card. It is not.
• Donation Letter — A fake $250/month donation receipt from a fictional patriotic foundation. Terrifyingly realistic.
• Sticker Pack — 5 die-cut vinyl stickers for laptops, water bottles, and bumpers.
• The Full Send Combo — All of the above in one package.

Step 2: Enter Their Address

At checkout, enter your target's shipping address — not yours. We ship the package directly to them. You never have to touch it, package it, or go to the post office.

Step 3: We Ship It Anonymously

Every order ships from an anonymous PO Box within 24 hours. There is no return address linking the package to you. No sender name. No receipt in the box. No way to trace it.

Your identity stays completely private. By law, we never release buyer information to recipients. Period.

Questions?

Will they know who sent it?

No. Packages ship from an anonymous PO Box with no sender information. Unless you choose to include a personal message, there is no way for the recipient to know who sent it.

Is this legal?

Yes. Sending satirical mail and novelty products through USPS is perfectly legal. All of our products are clearly marked as parody/satire. We do not impersonate real organizations or government entities.

Can I include a personal message?

Yes. At checkout you can add an optional note that will be printed and included inside the package. Or keep it completely anonymous — your call.