Still Your President — Patriotic Glitter Card
Sale price
$12.99
Regular price
$15.99
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Still Your President — Patriotic Glitter Card
Sale price
$12.99
Regular price
$15.99
📬 Where should we send this?
On the outside: a stunning patriotic eagle in full flight over the American flag. Gorgeous. Dignified. Presidential.
On the inside: "Trump is still your president" — plus about a tablespoon of loose craft glitter that explodes everywhere the moment they open it.
The glitter is symbolic. Of freedom.
What's included:
- 5x7 folded greeting card on premium 14pt coated cardstock
- Patriotic eagle artwork on front
- Interior message with punchline
- Loose glitter loaded inside the fold
- White envelope
Shipping & Privacy:
- Ships directly to your target — not to you
- 100% anonymous — no return address, no sender info
- USPS First Class Mail (3-5 business days)
Fair warning: That glitter is never coming out of their carpet. We are not responsible for damage to carpets, clothing, or worldviews.